Bueller Bueller Bueller
Jun 23rd, 2005 at 10:02 am by Susie
This is my ninth sick day this semester. It’s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10, I’m probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. - Ferris Bueller
I’m taking a Bueller this afternoon (cough cough) and going to see the Phillies play the Mets. I will, of course, be wearing my “Yankee Hater” hat, which should completely confuse any New Yawkers in the vicinity.
In the meantime, I don’t want you to worry about this. Yeah, God’s pissed at the Republicans for shit like this (”spikes of activity” - heh) but I don’t think He’d actually open up the earth and swallow them, would He? We should be so lucky.
Anyway, I’ve been such a posting fool, there’s still stuff in “previous entries” I put up last night. So if you’re done your front-page reading and you’re looking for extra credit, there it is. Make sure your pencils are sharpened and you completely fill in your selections.
We now return to your regularly scheduled blog reading.
heh… remember who said that “Bueller…. Bueller…. Bueller” line?
That famous Nixon fan, Ben Stine.
Hey batter batter batter, Sa-WING batter.
Your “Yankee Hater” hat shouldn’t confuse New Yorkers. It’s a fundamental issue in New York, like being a Democrat or a Catholic. It’s part of who your identity and it goes with you wherever you go.
For some Mets fans it doesn’t matter whether you are for the Mets, just as long as you hate the Yankees.
Amen, pecos. Susie probably made some friends among Mets fans at the ballpark today. Let’s go Mets!
I hope you don’t have to barf up a lung. Gosh, that would hurt. As for the crack in Texas, maybe HELL is opening to retrieve G. W. Bush. And the sordid memo, well this is a fascist regime running this country. Our current administration is now suffering from G.W.’s “Mad Cowboy Disease. Think about it. It causes insanity. Nothing a frontal lobotomy couldn’t cure. Like you said, “We should be so lucky.”
So. Jealous.