Oh my. They now have a “Fight Club” storyline on “All My Children.” See, Ryan is convinced that he carries bad DNA from his crazy family and refuses to have a baby with wife Greenlee (who’s trying to steal the sperm deposit he made before his vasectomy, but that’s another story). To make sure his anger’s under control, he joined a fight club and his wife walked in on him while he was beating the shit out of someone.
Anyway, in the past five minutes, I’ve heard “The first rule of Fight Club is, no one talks about Fight Club” - twice. What is the world a-coming to?
By the way, I loved the movie.




If you’re a writer with an outlandish imagination and want work, seek it at the soaps. Plots so idiotic they’d hit the slush pile without comment are welcomed in daytime TV, I guess. Nice work if you can get it. (I speak half in admiration, too.)