The Haves and the Have-Nots
Aug 31st, 2005 at 11:27 pm by Susie
(NOTE: THIS IS A RERUN. WE NEED A LAUGH.)
I sent this to my friend S. last night and he responded thusly:
I understand that this rate is artificially low because people who have stopped looking for blowjobs — who have grown frustrated and left the blowjob market — are not considered officially blowjobless.
UPDATE: Oh, never mind. They took the page down. It was a very funny “economic” report, complete with charts and graphs, on the BJ market.
UPDATE UPDATE: It was actually an Onion story. Here’s the link. I bumped it up because we can all use a good laugh right about now.
Link is broken. DU tends to delete “sex” threads of any kind. They tend to get out of hand regardless of how silly they are.
And what about the plight of the long-term blowjobless? When will someone start paying attention to that? This country sucks. Or not.
The article’s from The Onion, you can find a link for it their website. Please think of the children, who are forced to suffer because of their parents blowjoblessness.
I’ve been desparately trying the self employed route. My neck hurts!
Heyo!!!!