Fishermen’s Friend
Sep 30th, 2005 at 6:31 am by Susie
This, in only the most peripheral way, is a birthday story. And if you are related to me, don’t read any further. (Ick factor.) But whatever.
Many, many years ago, an enthusiastic friend waxed poetic about Fisherman’s Friend lozenges and their legendary powers re: a certain act. I was, um, curious, but I wasn’t familiar with them and never saw them in stores. I did share the recommendation with several of my friends, however.
About a month later, I received a birthday card from a co-worker and inside the envelope was … a packet of Fisherman’s Friend lozenges. “Wow, where did you find them?” I said.
“Never mind,” she said with a big grin. “Just enjoy your birthday.”
Another co-worker (a middle-aged British woman who was a former pharmacist - or “chemist,” as they say) walked in as we were talking. “Oh, Fisherman’s Friend,” she said. “You know, they manufacture those in the town where I grew up. It’s very odd; they were this tiny little company and I understand since then they’ve simply exploded.”
She said exploded. Heh, heh.
I won’t go into details except to say FF resulted in a pleasurable yet extremely painful experience. And when I consulted my horrified friend later, she said (rim shot, please), “You’re supposed to spit them out first!”
By the way: Now you can buy Fisherman’s Friend lozenges almost anywhere. Just in case you were wondering.
So.., they’re not for sore throats, then?
If I were a fisherman, and you were my friend…
But you are.
Happy Birthday.
Bareback is fine with me……….
Zannabanana!
Susie, could you be a little more specific? I can’t tell if you’re talking about fellatio or cunnilingus or what?
I guess I’m not very clever, and I’ve tasted a Fisherman’s Friend–bleccch.
It’s versatile. Either one.
And for God’s sake, SPIT IT OUT FIRST!
that’s why i love you susie - you always have a good new idea for me to try!
Thanks.
Breath mints are also popular for this purpose, but I didn’t find that experience particularly pleasurable the one time I was treated to it. (Maybe she forgot to swallow as well?).
How are Fishermen’s Friends different — stronger?
I wonder if this is similar to using Vick’s VapoRub as a lube.
I tried Vicks once as a lube in an emergency. It ate the seals right out of my u-joints.
http://blondesense.blogspot.com/2005/09/sucking-fishermens-friend-could-get.html