Late Night With Patrick Fitzgerald
Oct 26th, 2005 at 4:49 pm by Susie
Oh boy. Here’s Dan Froomkin:
I can’t think of any reason for Fitzgerald to put anything under seal — unless he’s offering his targets the opportunity to turn themselves in before it turns into a real circus over there.
So, two suggestions for the folks staking out the courthouse:
* Even if he seals everything, Fitzgerald would have to take any indictments returned by the grand jury to a judge today. And he would be accompanied by his grand jury foreperson. So keep an eye out for that.
* Also keep an eye out for senior administration officials showing up at the courthouse very, very late at night.
Oh, yeah. That would be a classic “come to Jesus” strategy. You know the indictments have been drawn, but don’t know if your name’s on one of them.
Better go over there and confess while you have a chance, just in case.
Yummy!
So does this meant I don’t get a perp walk? I fear the pardons will come out real quick and spoil the perp walk.
I wonder if Turdblossom and Scooter will flash huge shit-eating grins for their mug shots like DeLay did.