A Fitzmas Carol
Oct 26th, 2005 at 10:36 pm by Susie
“Spirit,” said Bush, with an interest he had never felt before, “tell me if Tiny Scooter will escape justice.”
“I see a vacant seat,” replied the Ghost of Conspiracies Present, “in a White House chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will be indicted.”
“No, no,” said Bush. “Oh, no, kind Spirit. Say he will be spared.”
“If these shadows remain unaltered by Fitzgerald, none other of my race will find him here,” replied the Ghost. “But so what? Aren’t you the one who said that if somebody leaked classified information, they’d no longer work in your administration?”
Bush hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief.
Hey, the National Inquirer reported that Bush was turning to spirits nearly two months ago…
Yeah, I wonder how heavily Dubsie is drinking lately. I bet it’s more than liberally.