Google Fun
Jan 25th, 2006 at 10:23 am by Susie
Mark Morford on our duty as cybercitizens:
Attention, all who are reading this column right now, please put down your drink and leap up off the couch and put your pants back on and log in to Google and type the words “hot bunny terrorist fluffer banana” into the comely and world-beloved Google search engine. Do it. Do it now.
Oh no wait, make it “Osama butt pancake lube explosives yay.” Or better yet, try “homemade nuke porn lollipop kiddie nipple bomb ! ! !” (Be sure to include extra exclamation points because as we all know, Dubya isn’t the brightest of presidents and these will add zing and personality to your entry and make your search terms — the very ones the Bush administration is right now subpoenaing the Google corporation to gain access to — really stand out to the FBI and the Department of Justice, which are always in need of a little zing).
It shall be a mini-movement. It shall be called “Operation Screw With the DOJ and Make Lynne Cheney Squirm.” It shall be a big national gigglefest as we watch George W. Bush’s gummint work to force and coerce the search engines of the nation to turn over their massive logs of search terms, all in an effort to see what perverted and criminal-minded people like you are really searching for, and sure you can defend yourself and claim it’s pictures of Brangelina or recipes for blood orange/vodka body shots or just what the hell is wrong with Samuel Alito to make him look so wan and malicious, when we all know you’re really looking for, of course, massive amounts of porn. And so are your kids.
I wonder if they’re to trying to find all those people who enter search terms like, “Ann Coulter Nude,” or, “Laura’s Snatch?”
That’s kind of interesting, a bit frightening, and totally unprofessional from an academic IT perspective (trust me on that): “homemade nuke porn lollipop kiddie nipple bomb ! ! !”, when feeling lucky, takes me to a custom Office dictionary of someone in the math dept. at UCLA.
I love it, it would be great to see them trying to explain to judge the basis for a search warrant. Oh wait that’s the next thing to be forgotten.
In the same spirit, perhaps everyone should adopt a phone number from the Amman, Jordan white pages and donate 2 minutes to discussing the Steeler’s chances in the Superbowl. Be sure to mention how “spectacular” it will be when they win, NSA _really_ enjoys that.
I think it’s sick that you would even promote words like that, it shows me you support what happened 9/11