Hair Today
Jan 26th, 2006 at 4:29 pm by Susie
Okay, the hair doesn’t look as bad as it did last night, and its attractiveness has since been validated by my co-workers and several men (yes, I know: As a feminist, Why Should I Feel The Need To Be Validated By Men? Answer: Because they’re the target audience). And they weren’t just being polite, either: I got the whole wide-eyed stare/dropped jaw treatment, which was most gratifying.
One of them did confess to a Dorothy Hamill fetish, though. Fortunately for Resolution No. 2, he’s married.
Several people said it made me look “ten years younger,” which I don’t believe. Because people always guess my age as late 30s, and there’s no way I look 29.
Besides, I’ve earned every last one of these wrinkles.
pictures?
Isn’t that funny about extreme-change haircuts? The recipient is shocked at first, even if it’s a good one, but then realizes that it’s an improvement.
OK, Suze, now make sure you get the same student next time, and give her a very good tip.
Now that you look like Dorothy Hammill, watch out for the Triple Lutzes as you get out of the car on Pennsylvania iced streets.