Feeling Safer Yet?
Mar 30th, 2006 at 3:21 pm by Susie
I know I am:
The US military plans to detonate a 700 tonne explosive charge in a test called “Divine Strake” that will send a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas, a senior defense official said.
“I don’t want to sound glib here but it is the first time in Nevada that you’ll see a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas since we stopped testing nuclear weapons,” said James Tegnelia, head of the Defense Threat Reduction Agency.
Tegnelia said the test was part of a US effort to develop weapons capable of destroying deeply buried bunkers housing nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
See, this way, they can claim to have destroyed weapons in Iran without having to actually produce any.
Fool me once, won’t get fooled again.
Maybe that’s how they’ll get OBL as well.
My sister and her family just got into Vegas last night; I’m sure this news will please them greatly.
Ah, yes. Their vorpal blade will go snicker snack, and the dreaded imaginary Iranian bomb will be shockawed to shreds and cinders.
Gott Mitt Uns, uber alles.
Uber alles . . . uber alles . . .