You know they know better, but they just can’t seem to help themselves:
Federal prosecutors are investigating whether two contractors implicated in the bribery of former Rep. Randall “Duke” Cunningham supplied him with prostitutes and free use of a limousine and hotel suites, pursuing evidence that could broaden their long-running inquiry.
Besides scrutinizing the prostitution scheme for evidence that might implicate contractor Brent Wilkes, investigators are focusing on whether any other members of Congress, or their staffs, may also have used the same free services, though it isn’t clear whether investigators have turned up anything to implicate others.
You know what this means, of course: time for HookerPAC. It’s time that ordinary citizens with the good of us all in mind make use of the same effective persuasion methods as the other side.
For all inquiries, see Chairman Duncan “Donuts” Black.
