Scary John Conyers
May 8th, 2006 at 6:35 am by Susie
John Conyers (but not George Bush, apparently) scares Tubby Tim:
Next, none other than Tim Russert launched an attack. While interviewing my Leader, Nancy Pelosi, Russert intoned ominously “The chair of the Judiciary cmte would be someone named John Conyers, I went to his website and this is what was on his website.” He then showed the headline of my website where I call for the creation of a Sam Ervin-style bipartisan Committee, equally composed of Democrats and Republicans, to investigate pre-war manipulation of intelligence and other matters and, if warranted, to make recommendations to the Judiciary Committee on possible grounds for impeachment.
“That’s the man who would be Chairman of the Judiciary Committee,” Russert ominously declared. He then asked if “John Conyers should take down his website.”
Tim Russert should stop taking down his pants for the Bushites.
Tim sees the end of the world as he knows it, and it scares him. For the rest of us, it is continuing Tim’s Washington fantasy that is scary.
When I heard that, I thought Rove had hijacked Timmy’s earpiece: “Ye gods! If the Dems take the House they’re gonna impeach our Beloved Leader!!!”