Kill The Trees
Jun 27th, 2006 at 10:41 am by Susie
Jeopardy expert Bob Harris:
Meanwhile, Think Progress tears the Wall Street Journal a new one for their unsurprisingly dishonest “rebuttal” of Al Gore’s movie. And strikingly fierce storms in Washington, where climate change of course does not exist, have caused an elm tree to fall startlingly close to the White House.
Fortunately, Homeland Security had kept the tree under warrantless surveillance for the last several months, and Secret Service agents were able to surround the tree before it could get any closer to the president.
This is precisely why we need the Patriot Act, people.
Anyone who disagrees is objectively pro-tree.
Get it? Pay-Tree-ot Act!
Dubya says there are tree branches of government — executive, executive, and executive.
Got wood?
Yawn…