Like Expertise, Only Different
Oct 26th, 2006 at 9:29 pm by Susie
Glenn Greenwald on wingnut legal “experts”:
It should surprise nobody that armies of “conservatives” have become overnight experts in New Jersey Constitutional law and have pronounced the 66-page decision (.pdf) from the New Jersey Supreme Court to be a tyrannical embodiment of judicial activism. But in issuing these condemnations, none of them mentions a single provision of the New Jersey State Constitution or any precedent applying it that supports their righteous conviction that the decision was legally erroneous; they just know intuitively, deep in their soul, that it is.
Well, yes. Because it’s really about their feelings, and God knows sex is icky enough when you do it The Right Way. They don’t want to have to picture the other stuff.
Same old wingnut whining and fear acting-out. blah, blah, blah. These people are so incredibly, consistently banal, it’s beyond comprehension.
They’re only shocked in public, behind closed doors, there are upstanding, honorable, perverse republicans humping boys and girls and animals tonight, bet your bottom dollar. And I’m not joking.
The amazing thing is that the newly-minted wingnut “experts” have not yet denouced the NJSC decision as invalid because they used the wrong font kerning.
Come, let us mock them.
Despite the prognostications to the contrary, I hate to say I told you so:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/27/us/politics/27marriage.html?hp&ex=1162008000&en=bb70e8d08855d229&ei=5094&partner=homepage
Here they go again.
There’s a right way to do sex?
I thought it was all wrong, period.