Top 10 Questions to Ask Yourself Before You Vote for Ahnold
Oct 27th, 2006 at 10:00 pm by Susie
Letterman, via Scarmouche:
10. ‘Do I feel comfortable having a governor who oils his chest?’
9. ‘Have I thoroughly considered Stallone, Van Damme and Seagal?’
8. ‘Is ‘Come on, it’ll be funny’ a good reason to vote for someone?’
7. ‘Has he done enough to make California a laughingstock?’
6. ‘How can I be sure he’ll be just as Schwarzeneggy this time around?’
5. ‘Can I bench-press more today than I could three years ago?’
4. ‘What would Predator do?’
3. ‘Will he cut taxes on steroids?’
2. ‘He won’t embarrass us, will he?’
1. ‘Have I lost my mind?’
Plus there’s this:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2006/10/arnold-gives-the-old-grip-and-grin.php
Well, that cancels out at least some of Leno’s
free advertising for The Governator.
Hell, California elected for _Reagan_ governor, and loved him, and sold him to the nation as a whole.
“The *actor*?”
Bedtime for Bonzo.
Talking head for General Electric ads.
By comparison, Schwartzenegger is a tower of intellect, integrity, and moderation.
Yes, we’re embarassed, but it seems we’ll have to get used to that emotion — at least until Orange County falls into the ocean.