Bush Flunks ‘Minimal Adult Requirement’
Oct 31st, 2006 at 11:21 pm by Susie
Garrison Keillor encourages Bush to retire:
“The Current Occupant, who is two years and three months away from retirement, was quoted last week as saying, “They can say what they want about me, but at least I know who I am, and I know who my friends are.” A pathetic admission of defeat for one who has owned all three branches of government for the past six years — did he seek power so that he could attain self-knowledge? If so, the price is too high. The beloved country endures a government that merges blithering corruption with murderous incompetence.
Congress, which once spent an entire year investigating a married man’s attempt to cover up an illicit act of oral sex, has shown no curiosity whatsoever about a war that the administration elected to wage that has killed and maimed hundreds of thousands and led our own people to commit war crimes and squandered hundreds of billions of dollars and degenerated into civil war. The contrast is deafening. Republicans haven’t tolerated much dissent in their ranks, the voice of conscience has not been welcome, and now the herd finds itself on the wrong side of the river. It’s discouraging seeing so many people go so wrong all at once. It makes you question the idea that each of us has unlimited potential for good.
Washington is a city where a bill to relax air-pollution standards would be called the Clean Air Act and a bill to protect government officials from war-crimes prosecution would be called the Military Commissions Act, and so a man’s statement that he knows who he is and who his friends are needs to be taken as meaning the opposite, a cry for help. You come to office as a uniter and you wind up doing the opposite. You stand for American values and you wind up defending torture and the waste of resources. Knowing who you are is a minimal adult requirement, and you don’t get there by being an object of attention. Retirement is recommended. The sooner the better.”
Somebody needs to offer GWB the job of Commissioner of Baseball if he’ll immediately resign his present job.
Maybe that call for retirement needs to be a little more thought through. W retires and it’s President Cheney is that what you really want?
Keillor’s writing has the feel of someone who is straining to be polite, but wants to scream.
John, we already have President Cheney,
so what’s the difference?
Johnny/Harry no longer able to shut out the truth: “I know who I am! I know who I am!”
(Whether you think it’s really all Cheney or not—and I’m one of those “cossacks work for the tsar” types—how could Pres. Cheney be worse? Visibility is the last thing that dude wants. But why punish baseball?)
It’s a fair price for the anti-trust exemptions. Baseball has survived worse commisioners.
The thing to remember is that Bush isn’t the worst person ever, or worst leader of an organization ever, just the worst President of the United States. Hell, compared to Caligula, he’s just kind of a dumbass.