The Evil Eye
Nov 28th, 2006 at 10:17 am by Susie
Since this happened last week, the brakes and tires malfunctioned on Air Force One while landing in Vietnam. One Bush twin had her purse snatched and a Secret Service Agent was beaten in Argentina, a White House aide was assaulted in Hawaii, a motorcycle cop from Bush’s Hawaiian motorcade was killed, and another one was badly injured in a traffic accident:
BOGOR, Indonesia - A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.
Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the “potion” and smeared some on his face.
“I don’t hate Americans, but I don’t like Bush,” said Pamungkas, who believed the ritual would succeed as, “the devil is with me today.”
hey, whatever works.
too bad about the collateral damage in hawaii though.
I’m never one to poo-poo the power of black magic practioners. But really now, might not the Indonesian voodoo ritual and the current run of bad luck for the Bush family be nothing more than coincidence?
Afterall, the Bushes have left a path of death and destruction behind them wherever they’ve gone.
The blown out airplane tire, the beaten Secret Service agent, the Girls Gone Wild: Argentina, the dead motorcycle cop here in Hawaii — it’s all part of the same family that gave us 9/11, Katrina, and the clusterfuck in Iraq.
What we need is some magic to get help the rest of us in the world get through the next two years.
Maybe someone could send the fellow a Bush41 “action figure” to poke pins into. It seems like he could use something to help his aim.
where was this guy during the 2004 election for crying out loud!
Don’t forget Rumsfeld’s involuntary decapitation.
It’s the broccoli.
“It’s the broccoli.”
I’d say that’s one well-informed houngan.
In, er, Argentina back when the citizenry were discovering that maybe they didn’t like their President Menem so much, it was noticed that his presence had ill effects, sometimes fatal ones, on innocents around him—soccer teams lost due to freak injuries of players who shook his hand, one person even died in a strange copter crash. They began calling Menem “El Mufa,” or The Jinx.
From a long belief that Brush was of the same cloth, one of my earliest pet names for him was “El Mufacito” (’cause he ain’t a grown-up anything). It’s seriously time to dust that one off again.
El Mufacito has jinxed the entire country,
and much of the rest of the world as well.