Gag Me With a Spoon
Jan 5th, 2007 at 7:21 pm by Chris
The other day we discovered that Frederick W. Kagan has a lousy imagination, but what he lacks in imagination, he more than makes up for in - well I’m not sure I know how to describe it properly - let’s call it “doughy, pasty, horny nerd who believes everything he’s ever received via email” man juice. Allow me to demonstrate. The following is pieced together from his December 27 Washington Post op-ed piece written in support of the surge:
The Right Type of “Surge”…Must Be Large and Lasting. Of all the “surge” options out there, short ones are the most dangerous. A short surge would play into the enemy’s hands. They expect any surge to be brief. The only cure is to maintain our presence long enough. The size of the surge matters as much as the length. We have always sent “just enough” force to succeed if everything went according to plan. So far nothing has. The only “surge” option that makes sense is both long and large.
So Fred, can I get it without a prescription? Oh, and, ewwwwwww.
(Stolen from a comment on Sluzy Mandrake’s site)
don’t you try and stuff your surge down my throat…
lol!
“I promise I won’t surge in your mouth…”
So the plan is to provide the insurgents a target rich environment - what a bunch of idiots.
This is for real? I was sure it was a parody. It’s really what this guy wrote?
Dear Joe would have laughed so hard — and me ould friend Fadder O’Freud, he would have had words. Me, I’m just scratching my head. (The one with ears on it, Kagan; get your nose out of my crotch!)
With kind regards,
Dog, etc.
searching for home
Sadly, yes. It’s very much for real.
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