Dysfunction
Jan 8th, 2007 at 8:01 pm by Chris
Through rigorous and exhaustive testing, I’ve come to the firm conclusion that the human body simply can’t consume enough alcohol to make right all that is so very wrong with Willie from Alf Joe Lieberman. One could push themselves to the brink of liver failure in a single night and never be able to twist their mind so thoroughly as to accept that a rational or moral human being could ever believe that the worst possible outcome of escalation in Iraq is that it would lead to partisan bickering in Washington. But of course, Lieberman is neither of those things. Rather, he is a petulant and self satisfied twit who sees the words “Great Man” written in 12 inch high letters whenever he spies himself in the mirror. He believes that the evil and stupid men, whose greatest achievement in life, thus far, has been the Iraq disaster, should be allowed to fuck things up beyond all repair without ever having to face the indignity of even a single question.
In words that should trouble any Democrats counting Lieberman in their camp, Lieberman was praising Bush as a “great leader†for bucking American opinion, as expressed in the 2006 election, in his determination to double down in Iraq. Lieberman then said something incredible:
Even those opposed to the surge, he said, “ought to at least let us try it.â€
“The worst that could happen,†he continued, is that this policy could become another partisan flashpoint in Washington.
Ahem. I believe, senator, that the “worst that could happen†is that a significant number of the 20,000-30,000 troops we send to police the hornets’ nest of Baghdad could come home in body bags.
Keep in mind that that Willie made his remarks at the American Enterprise Institute, at an event which also featured our favorite author of erectile dysfunction spam, Fred Kagan. What is so wrong with us that these fools are our leaders and our wise old men?
WILLIE FROM ALF!!! that’s it! damn. i’ve been buggin for so long now, tryin to figya out where the hell i’ve seen Shluberman before. THANK you.
Glad I could help.
Three Words: MORE BLOGGING, Ya’ll…
Suzie blogged more in an hour than you poor kids have blogged in two days… Sad. Kids. Sad… Do Suzie right, PLEASE?
Stop being fucking lame. if you’re going to blog for Suzie– fucking BLOG, damnit!
–mf
So sorry to disapoint you.
MF: my momma taught me very little, but she did teach me that if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So here’s me not saying anything.
MF, STFU, OK?
Susie’s successors are doing a fine job.
(And not in the “Brownie” sense, either.)