Some nights, when I get home from the bar, I’ll put on some music and feel the inspiration to write a handful weepy and overly sincere email messages. Now I’m pretty sure I didn’t hit send, but if anybody happened to get an email from me last night…yeah, um, could you just delete it and pretend you never saw it. Thanks.
Ok, now that that’s out of way, holy shit, look at what the senator from MBNA said about Barak Obama:
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
I’ve seen stupid before, and I’ve seen political suicide before, but holy shit, this takes cake. This is a level of stupidity that may not have ever been witnessed by humans before.

…remember when life was uncomplicated and we could simply beat Joe over the head for clumsy episodes of plagiarism? Back in the day, we could comfortably assume he was just lazy and careless; stone-cold stupid never crossed our minds…
Good, that should help knock this pathetic nincompoop
out of the race.