Hello, It’s Brendan Calling!
Mar 5th, 2007 at 10:10 am by Brendan
Hi everyone, it’s Brendan Calling You may know me as that bitter, angry loudmouth who blogs in Philadelphia, but don’t let those cheap shots fool you. I’m as cuddly as a cute widdle kitten. With rabies. But anyway. Susie asked me to add some guest posts here at Suburban Guerilla, so here I am.
Quite frankly I was hoping to have something pithy and clever to say for my first post, maybe a bon mot about that paragon of virtue Michelle Malkin Maglalangadingdong going off on a profanity laced tirade at the John Edwards is a faggot 2007 CPAC but I can’t. I haven’t even listened to the damned thing because my three-year old is visiting, and I don’t need him picking up words like “asshole” and “chickenshit” from the likes of Maglalangadingdong, who no doubt will be reading to the kids down at the local library from the Sicktionary (not safe for work or for decent human beings).
I’ll let you imagine the rest yourself (mainly because I have to get someone’s milk and don’t have time to doctor a photo of Malkin spewing profanities at 8 year olds). See y’all around naptime!
Welcome, Brendan.
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Oops, prematurely sent post. Sorry.
Is “Maglalangadingdong” Michelle’s full last name,
or did you thoughtfully shorten it to make it
sound more American?
If the latter, I don’t think it’s a good idea to
be making life so easy for nasty enemy combatants
like Ms Whatchyamacallit.
actually it’s Maglalang. I added “a-dingdong” to emphasize her particularly loopy insanity.
She sends me love letters though. Malkin totally has the hots for me.
I thought she had the hots for Ann Coulter