If you thought ‘The half hour news hour’ was a trainwreck
Mar 26th, 2007 at 11:03 am by Dr. S
You ain’t seen nothin‘ yet.
Michael Moore, look out. Rick Santorum is getting into the documentary filmmaking business and he’s out to tell ”the other side of the story.”
Less than three months removed from his congressional career, the former Pennsylvania senator said in an interview last week that he is planning two film projects in part to counter what he characterized as the stream of left-wing documentaries coming from Hollywood and independent filmmakers.
The first project, Santorum said, would explore the relationship between radical Islam and the radical leftists in various countries around the world, including Latin America. It would be about an hour in length.
The second would be a longer, broader documentary that he said would aim to ”change the culture of America.” He declined to go into specifics about the proposal.
Y’know, there’s huge potential entertainment value in Rickie actually adopting Moore’s signature move and shoving his microphone into armed people’s faces.
yeah, i can’t wait to see his man-on-dog videos.
i bet richard mellon scaife is going to be “executive producer” $$.
Poor Ricky, at loose ends, not knowing what to do with himself, thrashing around in public trying to find something SOMETHING he can focus on.
To avoid remembering how badly he got stomped, no doubt.
“Hey, Gore got an Oscar for his documentary! *I* can do that, it looks EASY!”
Ricky, Ricky…play to your strengths. You need to start a cyber-charter school.
For dogs.
He should just open a God-camp and be done with it.
Forget movies. Seeing as how all these ex-GOPers won’t go away, we should book them all for a special season of “The Surreal Life.” Maybe Li’l Ricky could share a room with Mark Foley.
I have a suggestion for these GOPers who won’t. just. go. away. They should do a special season of “The Surreal Life.” Maybe Li’l Ricky could room with Mark Foley.
Yeah, Mister Frothy mix of fecal matter and lube is so likely to win an Oscar. An Oscar Meyer wiener maybe. I can’t imagine anyone more charmless, humorless, and utterly morally stunted than … oh, wait, there’s Karl Rove, isn’t there? And Dick Cheney. Never mind.
You just know he’ll give Stewert and Colbert some priceless material…
I wonder if either film will be called “Spreading Santorum”?