Carl Jung, Genius
Jul 11th, 2007 at 5:05 pm by Susie
Whenever a politician is sticking his or her nose into other people’s bedrooms, you can always be sure they have something to hide in their own. From Your Right Hand Thief, a Nawlins blogger:
Tonight I got confirmation from a solid inside source who has no ideological ax to grind. The source said [Sen.] Vitter was a client at Canal Street, and provided some additional details that shed light on Maier’s comment that there was “more to the business than sex”. [Update: Based on her comments about Vitter not having "unusual predilections", I would interpret this comment to mean something like companionship and social interaction rather than fetishes... etc.] These details are not for the faint of heart, either.
We’re talking about, among other things, Diaper Fetishism. That’s right folks, according to a trusted inside source, Vitter was well known among other Canal Street Brothel patrons to like diapers as well as other bizarre “fetishes”. I don’t have much more info than that from my source, except that some of the other patrons at the brothel included a well known business-minded New Orleans Republican and a well known Democratic ex-governor. There are many other well known patrons who never held public office, too. You’ve probably heard various names floated about.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I love that New Orleans has more than its share of sex fetishists and preeverts who can’t come missionary. This ain’t a vanilla town, kids.
But the thought of Vitter prancing around in a dipey is a bit jarring, especially since I’m changing those nasty things every day. I can’t help picturing the scene and wondering about the details. I assume they were adult sized. But were they cloth or disposable? Did they get dirty? Was there a diaper genie available? What about a tube of Boudreaux’s? Were they customized in Vitter Blue? How old were Vitter’s children when this was going on? Did he change diapers in the morning and then wear them at night?
Rockabye, Baby Vitter?
I think it was Milos Kundera who wrote, “Information is uncontrollable in the modern world.”
One of my favorite quotes.
David Vitter is probably quaking in his boots wondering if someone with a cellphone camera might come forward. I can tell you this: a whorehouse on Canal Street wouldn’t be the worst thing he’s done (from his own point of view). What a shame that someone so intent on preserving missionary style sex for procreation purposes only couldn’t follow his own rules. Let me go now, and shed a tear…
Wow, this puts a whole new spin on a joke from the ‘96 campaign about Bob Dole. (For him, it was a jab at his age.)
Q: Which is it, Senator, boxers or briefs?
A: Depends!
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You know, I really don’t care what lights these guy’s boards, sexually. I’m quite certain non-republicans indulge in a similar diversions. The striking thing about conservative republicans is the routine coincidence of ‘unusual’ sexual preferences and consuming obsession with demonizing those unusual preferences in others. One begins to wonder about the psychological drivers with these people. So I started down this interesting, though really mind-bending, train of thought about self-hate, fear of discovery, obsessive compensation, cognitive dissonance with conservatism serving as an overarching world view to rationalize the internal turmoil and . . . the room started spinning. What a world these people create for themselves. And they have actually been in positions of authority for a couple of decades. Is it any wonder that America’s become the world’s satan.
Well, I have an intense weakness for chocolate, and so: http://just-john.com/outlaw_chocolate
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