The Trouble With Mandrake
Aug 3rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm by Chris
Does anybody else find it highly annoying that this page never finishes loading? Not as annoying as getting your junk caught in your fly, but a pain nevertheless. I assume it’s all of this crap that Susie throws into her side bars, or maybe one of the 14,000,000 stat trackers she uses to get her minute by minute website statistics fix. Proper medication and/or substance abuse could probably remedy this, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Since she’s away and unable to respond to this sort of ridicule, I think it’s only fair that we blame Snuzy Mandrake for the whole damn thing. Screw you Snuzy! Quit screwing up my page loads!
i regret nothing.
ah, so you admit it!
Who is this nototious snuzy mandrake –
possibly a terrorist?
Or O’Reilly’s loofah and falafel dealer?
You better be nice to my honey.
The key is to use the FireFox flash blocker ad-on. Its wonerful.
Did somebody mention blueberry pie?