I’m just glad they’re safe:
Two Chinese brothers who tunnelled their way out of a coal mine collapse after being trapped for nearly six days survived by eating coal and drinking urine, a local newspaper reported Tuesday.
Brothers Meng Xianchen and Meng Xianyou became trapped while working at an illegal mine in Beijing’s Fangshan District late Saturday, August 18, the latest in a series of disasters to strike the world’s deadliest coal mining industry.




Will they be shitting diamonds anytime soon?