Truth Through Proximity
Dec 8th, 2007 at 6:12 pm by Susie
I’ve always said I’m perfectly happy for them to build nuclear power plants in my neighborhood - if the families of the major stockholders raised their children and grandchildren on the grounds.
I mean, if it’s as safe as they say it is, it shouldn’t be a problem. Right?



Well, that goes along with the other points which, if made law, would really improve the environment:
1) all intake pipes must be downstream from the waste pipes.
2) all stack effluent must vent through the CEO’s offices, and the Board of Directors must meet in a room through which effluent vents.
3) a state must keep all waste generated within its borders — no sending it elsewhere, dumping it in the ocean, or otherwise exporting the problems they cause.
4) and yours — all designers of nuclear plants, stockholders, and corporate officers must live downwind and within 5 miles of said plant.