The Twelve Days of Christmas
Dec 16th, 2007 at 8:53 am by Susie
As little money as the NRSC is collecting for next year’s election, you’d think they wouldn’t spend it on something as truly awful as this video. I mean, it’s not even funny - unless you’re the kind of brain dead Kool-Aid-drinking wingnut zombie who chuckles on command.
And it got me thinking: What would this song be like if some funny liberals wrote the verses? Give it your best shot.




Not only is it not funny, it’s full of lies. Somehow, I don’t think it’s the liberals who are responsible for $4-a-gallon gas, troop funding cuts or thousands of people freezing. The Woodstock museum, maybe, but Hillary isn’t that liberal. But what do you expect from the repugs?
The lyrics were even worse than the singing — lame and fraudulent.
I’m impressed with their gall in blaming $4 a gallon gas on liberals,
and am very grateful that they didn’t blame them for torture, the
war, illegal eavesdropping, Blackwater, Guiliani’s mistress, and
Larry Craig’s toilet habits.
This commercial suggests that the GOPpers are desperate retards.
How can they talk about $700 Billion in new spending after the earmarks pig fest they went on for the last 6 or more years. Any new version should have some mention of closets but then again we are only talking 12 so it might not work.