Today’s Michael Lutin horoscope:
Sunday 23rd december
So why the plunge?
This is the season
of candy canes, dancing reindeer and jingling bells
so what’s with the plunge into darkness?
We all go around wishing each other merriment
so why do you feel so empty, crappy or worried?
God forbid you should ever tell anybody how you are really feeling
and they back away as if you’re a leper.
The weeks leading up to Christmas are Jupiter ruled
but suddenly at the Solstice
Saturn takes over
and this year Saturn is especially powerful
so despite the lights and the mistletoe
there’s an especially dark undercurrent
you’re not supposed to talk about without
being labeled a grinch
so have a merry little Christmas
Make your yuletide bright
Next year all our troubles will be out of sight.
So, who the f is this guy, and why is he writing that about me? Is this a conspiracy?
He’s a Jungian astrologer and I LOVE him.