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Theory of the Hour

Dec 29th, 2007 at 11:30 am by Susie

Personally, I think she shot herself and then blew herself up. Yeah, that’s it.

Posted in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Media, Politics As Usual, The Regime

2 Responses to “Theory of the Hour”

on 29 Dec 2007 at 4:00 pm1brendan

Per the John Cleese post above:

Mr. Pakistani: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this opposition politician what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Mr. Musharraf: Oh yes, the, uh, the Bennazir Bhutto…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?

Mr. Pakistani: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. She’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
Musharraff: No, no, she’s uh,…she’’s resting.

Mr. P: Look, matey, I know a dead politician when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
Musharraf: No no she’s not dead, she’s, she’s restin’! Remarkable politician, the Bennazir Bhutto, idn’it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. P: The plumage don’t enter into it. She’s stone dead.
Musharraf: Nononono, no, no! She’s resting!
Mr. P: All right then, if she’s restin’, I’ll wake her up! (shouting at the cage) ‘Ello, Mrs. Bennazir Bhutto! I’ve got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show…
on 29 Dec 2007 at 5:08 pm2PSoTD

In another few days, they’ll call it “natural causes”.

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