Suburban Guerrilla

The Manners Manifesto

Jan 7th, 2008 at 8:54 pm by Susie

on 07 Jan 2008 at 9:22 pm1brendan

i already do all this shit.
on 07 Jan 2008 at 9:49 pm2k

You do not. But I do. thphhthhht.

But really. Please treat the person behind the counter as if they were a person. Or she won’t tell you about the great deal or the coupon. Because she is a spiteful one. and you don’t deserve it, or those three pennies you’re taking from the little dish because you’re a grasping cheap jerk.
on 07 Jan 2008 at 9:52 pm3John

I try to do all this already and I totally agree about being nice to the person behind the counter. Mostly because now I’m behind that counter and it’s a real different point of view.
on 07 Jan 2008 at 10:23 pm4tschmidty

This is a great bit advice, but of course it doesn’t apply coming from a tory and all.
on 07 Jan 2008 at 11:10 pm5memyself

This reads like: act like most people I know from small towns in Maine.

Do city folks actually have to be told this stuff? Sad.
on 08 Jan 2008 at 12:04 am6brendan

k: no, really i DO do all this shit already.
Ask anyone. I have AWESOME manners.
Just don’t cross me. then I get evil. Polite, but evil.