The Unity Panda
Feb 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm by Chris
We should probably get this out the way. Say hello to Su Lin.
Now for some talking points coming soon to a wingnut near you. Did you know that Obama once met some dirty fucking hippies. It’s true! He may have even caught a whiff of their mind altering patchouli. If he can’t denounce everybody he’s ever been in a room with who may have questionable views, he’s clearly not suited to the office of the presidency. Even worse, the man lives in Chicago. So did Al Capone. What does that tell you? Hmm? Why haven’t we heard Obama denounce tax evasion, bootlegging, extortion or murder? Doesn’t this prove he has mob ties? Also, did you know that Obama’s biracial parentage proves his conception and birth was part of a secret communist plot to take over America? It’s true!
Update: Yikes. Clearly, I picked a bad week to quit huffing glue. It looks as though I was wrong about who would be using at least one of these talking points. Awesome!
A Poem. By Henry Gibson.
But did he put the bling-bling on Ling Ling? Did he Free Bobby? Did he have a poster of Mr. T?
Did he mellow yellow? Was he the walrus? Did he rope-a-dope with Mr. Muslim dude, Ali?
Next we’ll find he freed love, hey-heyed LBJ, didn’t trust Dad and Mom.
Began the EPA, E.R.A, Plastic Ono and lost our Vietnam.
The End.
LOL. Caught the spirit of ol’ Henry perfectly (and the the 60s too).