My Awesome Prediction
Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:38 pm by Chris
Obama wins Vermont and Clinton wins the rest. This primary will never end. As with every election prediction I’ve ever made, these predictions are probably wrong and are based entirely on reading the tea leaves that decompose in the malodorous sludge that bubbles up from the depths of my eternal pessimism.

Thanks for your pessimism, Susie.
You can’t trust them; they’re politicians.
It’s a wonder we even bother to follow along at home anymore.
The world will soon be made up of ‘Green Zones’ for the rich, surrounded by Blackwater security, while the rest of us struggle to survive at subsistence level, and pay heavy taxes at the Company Store to maintain Their standard of living.
Serfs and royalty until the next revolution. Bummer they’ve got those giant microwave ray guns now…
Ooops, sorry Chris, (and Susie).
Mad Martigan - note to self: Check the byline..!!
No problem Mad Martigan. I’m always pleased to be mistaken for Susie. For future reference, you can be pretty sure that Susie will never refer to the malodorous sludge of her eternal pessimism. She’s just way too full of sunshine and bliss for that kind of nasty trip.
I am NOT!!!!
Aw, c’mon, Susie, we all know that you
are Little Miss Sunshine.