My Awesome Predictions Totally Rule and You Cats Suck
Mar 5th, 2008 at 1:37 am by Chris
Not that I want to yank my own crank or anything, but my awesome election predictions were 100% accurate. Awesome! Great Job!
As awesome as I feel basking in the glow of my awesome, 100% accurate predictions, something really troubles me. I look around the internets and I notice that other people’s, not so awesome predictions, got a lot of commentary, whereas my Awesome, 100% accurate predictions netted not a single comment until well after the awesomeness of my awesome predictions had already borne fruit. What the fuck?
Check this dude out. His predictions consisted of no predictions at all, but rather restating known fact. He got 73 comments. What the fuck? There is zero awesomeness in predicting things that have already happened. That site has the same traffic this one does and he gets 73 comments for something not even sort of approaching awesome. The only thing I can conclude from this is that you cats all suck. Each and every one of you. Deal with it. You suck and my awesome election predictions totally rule.
Oh, and if I didn’t tell you before, you suck. Knock it off already. Quit with the suck. Just quit it.
well, i made the exact same predictions as you, so if you were willing to share in the mantle of your awesomeness* i will concede to being the first voice in the vast hinterlands of the great, white intertubes to sing your praises.
or not, whatever. yes, you are awesome.
if i had a gold brick for every stupid commentator i had to suffer tonight i’d buy microsoft and shut down the internet for good and save mankind.
hM
* mmm… how’s 10% sound. perfectly fair right?
Do bask in the glow of your awesome, 100% accurate predictions!! Congratulatios!!
For some reason the comments on that dude’s site are about pick-up trucks; don’t despair.
i predict that chris will post about the awesomeness of his predictions.
can i have my 73 comments now?
See? If you talked about pickup trucks, or maybe monster trucks, then you’d get some comments.
Or knitting. Talk about knitting. Knitters OWN the tubes.
take heart! i read regularly but never comment.
Knitters OWN the tubes.
I thought that kitties owned the intertubes.
Well, that and puppies.