Why We Fight
Apr 4th, 2008 at 12:01 am by Susie
Special multiple choice edition. Check all that apply!
- Nothing less will stop the monster in the closet from allying with the boogeyman under the bed to form a sinister new Axis of Spooky
- To gently massage foreign dictatorships into stable liberal democracies through the subtle and delicate eastern art of acubombing
- All the older presidents an senators were all hangin out in the boys room an lookin cool an smokin cigarettes an passin around faulty pre-war intelligence an we just hadda invade
- In solemn memory of that hypothetically terrible day when Saddam Hussein sent pretend terrorists to attack fictional buildings with weapons of mass imagination
- We dared them, and then they double-dared us, and then we triple-dog-dared them, and if we say uncle now all the mullahs’ll know we’re chicken!
- You wanna be president, you gotta pop at least one third-world country before you’re parta the gang
- If we stopped randomly blowing people up now, someone might think something’s wrong with us.
Let me guess: All of the above and it is McCain’s platform?
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