Election Prediction
Apr 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm by Chris
Having carefully considered all of the data using my own advanced methodology, my election prediction for the Pennsylvania primary is that Clinton will win by 9.62%, but her delegate gain will be negligible. In case you were wondering, my advanced methodology works like this; I try to decide what result and percentage will lead to the most aggravating and inane post election coverage and then go with that number. On to Guam!
Perfect methodology!
I certainly hope you’re not dissing Guam (kidding!) — especially since they got the party location in my neighborhood (The Lab at Belmar, Lakewood CO), and I expect to see their delegates at the Belmar plaza. Go Guam!
I lived on Guam from 1969-1970. I know Guam. Pennsylvania, you’re no Guam.
You are so wrong…it will be 9.26 and no major delagate pick up…your bias is showing!
i lived on guam from 85-88, I live in philly now.
cheesesteak, you’re no kelaguen!
Ricky Bordallo FOREVER!!!!
Jeebus, steveeboy, Bordallo?
If y’all thought American politics had a lock on incestuous behavior, you should try Guam. Seems like every governor is a member of one or t’other families, like they take turns.
Dallas lounge !
club yobo !
pancit!
farmer’s market!!!!
yigo!!!!
Hafa Adai!
I, too, have been to Guam. They have the largest KMart store in the world! http://www.clickguam.com/guam/shopping/kmart/e_kmart.htm
Chris:
You should go to Las Vegas. Right now Clinton has 54.81% and Obama has 45.19. That is a difference of 9.62% !! Which is what you predicted.
Chris is a psychic genius!
better than Cleo
Wendy, the things that annoy me have a strange way of happening. It’s a gift. If I went to Vegas, the thing that would annoy me most would surely happen. That and Vegas probably don’t mix so well.
OK with 99% in…
Hillary 54.775%
Obama 45.225%
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9.550%
So your 9.62% wasn’t even close
Great call actually…
guam… snakes… everywhere