Q: My comment has been deleted or wasn’t instantly approved. Does this mean that this site is part a grand conspiracy to silence me and my millionaire candidate?
A: No.
Q: Nobody has responded to my intense and thought provoking comment. Does this mean that everybody who reads this site is too stupid to comprehend the product of my brilliant, sparkling mind?
A: No.
Q: The calendar tells me it’s 2008 and even three year olds have their own email account these days. Is it reasonable that I’ve somehow failed to grasp the basics of spam filtering?
A: No.
Q: My comment really was deleted. Is there something I could refer to in order to find out why.
A: There is.
Q: Now that we’ve established that my comment will be deleted if I behave like an asshole towards my hostess, or other commenters, is there anybody around here I can treat like an asshole?
A: You can treat Chris like an asshole. He doesn’t feel at home if he’s not being berated.
Q: Will he respond by treating me like an asshole?
A: Probably.

People are laughing at you.
You have tough rules. I only delete comments or ban people for being assholes to me. They can be assholes to each other as much as they like. I’m remarkably thick-skinned when people are calling anybody but me names.
Can we have a new rule where it’s OK to be a complete asshole to DBK? Cause if she won’t let us do that on her site, well that’s just mean spirited and it does permanent harm to our self esteems.
I’m trying to respond but this damn black helicopter keeps passing overhead……
Mrs DBK would be surprised by your use of pronouns.
See, I don’t mind them being assholes to me, but when they’re assholes to other commenters that’s when I get my back up.
Then again, as the Rules of the Internet clearly state, there are no rules to moderation so to each her own BANHAMMER.
(Is it Entitled Asshole Day or something? I swore it was just last week but today seems particularly “special.”)
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whippingpost, idiot stooge, may I laugh at you on your blog? Or will you delete my post faster than you can type crap on this blog?
Is that the best you can do, to insult a blog’s moderators?