Optical Intercourse
Jun 26th, 2008 at 9:59 am by Chris
There’s an entire world of freaky shit out there that I’d honestly prefer to remain ignorant of.
Even couples who are not talking or touching can be reprimanded. Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.” While the rule does not appear in written form, most students interviewed for this article were familiar with the concept.
Eyes? Who’s looking at their eyes?
Do they use Murine as a lubricant?
And sleep masks as chastity belts?
I wonder which (and how many) nasty deeds Sabrina has committed with the lying little Gonzo monkey-creature.
Whoops, got that wrong.
Sabrina was a victim of this cult.
It’s Esther MacDonald who’s been committing crimes against nature with smarmy Alberto.