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Front and Center

Sep 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm by Chris

This is getting so weird that I think I may have to start huffing glue in order to regain some sense of equilibrium.

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8 Responses to “Front and Center”

on 03 Sep 2008 at 4:39 pm1babaloo

Speaking of sniffing glue, I expect that to be the next revelation about a Palin child.

Just a gut feeling!
on 03 Sep 2008 at 4:41 pm2brendancalling

yeah. my bet is that Levi is a stoner, and that bristol’s been known to toke a few.

Levi looks like me and my buddies from high school. Lives in Alaska, which only recently RE-criminalized pot. Hangs out in the woods, goes camping with his redneck buddies.

I can smell the kind buds from here.
on 03 Sep 2008 at 5:08 pm3Martigan

Not only is the McSame campaign not about issues, they need to make it about non-issues: abortion, gay marriage, sex education, creationism, etc., none of which has anything to do with the economy or failing infrastructure or foreign policy or defending the U.S. Constitution. This will lock in the 32% fundamentalist wacko vote.

I don’t use the term ‘wacko’ lightly; I try to avoid random name calling. These wackos have a museum with children riding dinosaurs. They truly believe that the earth only has 6,000 years of history. The Chinese, the Aztecs, and the Egyptians just can’t tell time.

These are the same wackos that believe we are now in the end times, and they must do what they can to expedite the end of the world. Let’s put them in front of a big red button and see what happens.
on 03 Sep 2008 at 5:37 pm4Stuart

The other thing to think about is how all of this fluff draws attention away from what we were discussing a couple of weeks ago. Namely how many houses does he own, how much money does he have, what’s his relationship with his current wife like, how out of touch McCain is with the common person.

Ya just can’t get more “common” than the Palin family now can it?
on 03 Sep 2008 at 8:08 pm5Ron

In the Rovian world of MSM complicity and stupidity, it DOES make sense.
on 03 Sep 2008 at 8:41 pm6k

Americans like underdogs, and right now poor Sara Palin is one.
on 04 Sep 2008 at 9:18 am7Snarki, child of Loki

But didn’t Palin say that “Obama has words, but McCain has DEEDS!”

Yes, eight or nine or twelve of them. But they’re all in Cindy’s name.
on 04 Sep 2008 at 12:05 pm8heyeun

i really tried to watch the republican convention but I just repainted my bathroom and it was much more interesting to watch the paint dry