attention all homeowners: make sure your policy has coverage for cows breaking in your house. sheesh. are you supposed to think of everything? is that considered an “act of god”?
Yet another reason to support your 2nd amendment rights!
That’s some pretty sharp thinking Peter. Shooting them is the sensible solution. That way you could have a house full of rotting cow carcasses and gallons of coagulated cow blood all over the floor and walls. Awesome!
No, you’d shoot the insurance adjuster.
Next time (after the $20,000 repair/redecorating charge), they should get an all-perils policy.
Gary Larson was right. I knew it.
attention all homeowners: make sure your policy has coverage for cows breaking in your house. sheesh. are you supposed to think of everything? is that considered an “act of god”?
Yet another reason to support your 2nd amendment rights!
That’s some pretty sharp thinking Peter. Shooting them is the sensible solution. That way you could have a house full of rotting cow carcasses and gallons of coagulated cow blood all over the floor and walls. Awesome!
No, you’d shoot the insurance adjuster.
Next time (after the $20,000 repair/redecorating charge), they should get an all-perils policy.