17 May 2011 ~ 13 Comments

Are you ready for some Rapture?

Theocracy

I’m so excited about Saturday. I’m going to pick up a new house, some guns and hopefully one of those Mormon food pantries with a year’s supply of food.

What are you getting when you’re Left Behind? Oh, and don’t forget – the end of the world is October 21st!

13 Responses to “Are you ready for some Rapture?”

  1. DBK 17 May 2011 at 11:04 am Permalink

    Well it’s about time!

  2. Bunter 17 May 2011 at 11:16 am Permalink

    I don’t believe it obviously, but how funny would it be were it true and only the DFHs, liberals, heathens, etc. got raptured? Man, that would be hilarious. Not that we’d know.

  3. boohunney 17 May 2011 at 11:28 am Permalink

    It may help the unemployment numbers…….

  4. k 17 May 2011 at 11:32 am Permalink

    It would probably free up some social security funds, too.

  5. k 17 May 2011 at 11:35 am Permalink

    Ew. Corpses everywhere.
    I quit reading. What happens after that?

  6. brendancalling 17 May 2011 at 11:39 am Permalink

    the rapture begins on my drummer’s birthday, may 21, and concludes on MY birthday, 10/21!!

    hooray!

  7. brendancalling 17 May 2011 at 12:26 pm Permalink

    no sound, by the way.

  8. boohunney 17 May 2011 at 1:07 pm Permalink

    @k No corpses according to the graphics in latest rapture pamphlet left on my truck at the grocery store. That’s according to the Pentecostal brethren in my neck of the woods, but, your mileage may vary, depending on what type freaks you have in your area.

  9. k 17 May 2011 at 1:17 pm Permalink

    Good. Of course that was supposed to be on Oct. 21st, which is the end of the world anyway. So I guess I won’t be around to be bothered. At least for long.

  10. somegirl 17 May 2011 at 3:14 pm Permalink

    i passed the billboard on 95 today that says the bible guarantees it! hey that’s good enuff for me.

  11. Izquierdo 17 May 2011 at 4:22 pm Permalink

    So why did we go to all that unnecessary trouble to off OBL and feed him to the infidel fishes? Why didn’t GWB or Sarah Palin explain all this to us?

  12. Ron 17 May 2011 at 6:16 pm Permalink

    I always do my shopping at the last minute. The pressure makes it so much more exciting.

  13. Don 18 May 2011 at 9:36 pm Permalink

    Hey everyone, visit Google and type in “Famous Rapture Watchers,” “Pretrib Rapture Diehards,” “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” “Pretrib Rapture – Hidden Facts,” & “The Rapture Index (Mad Theology).” Great reads! Don