20 July 2011 ~ 3 Comments

Thought for the day

How does Mitch McConnell keep getting out of the terrarium?

3 Responses to “Thought for the day”

  1. Izquierdo 20 July 2011 at 12:10 pm Permalink

    Hey, give him some props for coming out of his shell.

  2. Major Kong 20 July 2011 at 12:22 pm Permalink

    My cousin had a turtle that was amazingly adept at escaping from the tank. The thing would disappear and be found days or weeks later, jammed up into a corner with some hockey socks, covered with dust and dried out. That scooter turtle lived for more than 20 years, too, including surviving a house fire. What’s 20 years in McConnell years? Or senator years? I think five serf years equals one senator year.

  3. wobbly 20 July 2011 at 5:48 pm Permalink

    With the help of his Chinese (Secretary of LABOR under Bush!) wife!

    Rupert Murdoch recently avoided a full face cream pie by adopting a similar strategy.