While Wayne LaPierre was making crazy talk

Perhaps those state troopers should have rocket launchers?

The National Rifle Association today held its first press conference since last week’s deadly shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary, and the takeaway was clear: We need more guns.


“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,” said NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre.


He went on to call for an armed police officer to be stationed in “every single school” across America to prevent further mass shootings, as critics tried to point out that armed law enforcement officials might not be the panacea the NRA thinks it is.


But before they could finish their sentence, the counterargument made itself as news broke of a mass shooting event in Pennsylvania with multiple casualties, including state troopers.


According to local reports out of Blair County, at least four people were killed and five more were injured in a shooting spree near Altoona. The gunman is said to be among the dead, and at least two state troopers were hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries.


WPXI’s Courtney Brennan says she was told by emergency officials that the shooting suspect “was ‘mobile’ at one point and went up and down a rural road and shot victims.”


No additional information is available at this time, but a spokeswoman told the Altoona Mirrorit was “a relatively large crime scene.”

3 Responses to While Wayne LaPierre was making crazy talk

  1. lless December 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm #

    Lazer beams! We could put lazers in the flourescent light fixtures with motion sensers.

  2. Ron December 21, 2012 at 10:11 pm #

    Careful what you suggest Suzi. Didn’t Fat Tony say not long ago that shoulder-fired rocket launchers would probably be legal under his interpretation of the Constitution?

  3. Izquierdo December 22, 2012 at 2:41 am #

    If that Texas hunter who Cheney had shot in the face had only been armed with a Bushmaster 233…

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