FreedomWorksPAC used interns to make simulated sex video with Hillary Clinton and panda bear. No, I’m not making this shit up


Furries do it Gangnam Style! No, not the video in question, it’s just entertaining.

Too bad no one’s leaked the video (yet), but I suppose you would want to hang onto it for the lawsuits those interns will probably bring. And they think liberals are the strange ones, huh? What brilliant young staffer came up with the bright idea of showing this to Christian conservatives?

This sounds like it was leaked by Dick Armey to blow things up now that he has his payday. But still interesting nonetheless! Via Raw Story:

The controversial conservative super PAC FreedomWorks created a promotional video that depicted former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton having oral sex with a woman in a giant panda suit, according to a report published on Thursday.


Former FreedomWorks officials told Mother Jones‘ David Corn that an internal investigation was focusing on the group’s president, Matt Kibbe, and a possible area of inquiry was the video in question.


“The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton,” Corn reported, noting that the film had been created to play on large screens the FreePAC conference in July 2012.


Sources told Corn that the premise of the video was a dream sequence, where Executive Vice President Adam Brandon voyeuristically observes “a giant panda on its knees with its head in the lap of a seated Hillary Clinton and apparently fellating the then-secretary of state.”

Oopsy! Slip of the tongue, so to speak. There are so many wingnuts in the closet, I guess they forgot that you don’t “fellate” women.

FreedomWorks tasked two female interns with the roles of Hillary Clinton and the giant panda. The panda suit was an “inside joke” used at rallies to mock Democrats for pandering to special interests.


“Yes, this video was created,” a FreedomWorks staffer confirmed to Mother Jones.


Another group official recalled that his “mouth was wide open” when the film was first screened to staff: “What the hell is this?”


“How was that not some form of sexual harassment?” a FreedomWorks officials said of the two female interns who had been coerced into performing simulated sex acts. “And there were going to be thousands of Christian conservatives at this thing. This was a terrible lack of judgment.”

3 Responses to FreedomWorksPAC used interns to make simulated sex video with Hillary Clinton and panda bear. No, I’m not making this shit up

  1. PurpleGirl February 14, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

    Another example of the on-going war against Hilary Clinton. Just remember folks wjen the Rethuglicans spent $40 Million investigating the Clintons during WJ Clinton’s presidency, it wasn’t only him they were after. The keep returning to trying to do something, anything, to hurt Hilary. Haven’t they outgrown junior high school yet?

  2. Ron February 14, 2013 at 7:12 pm #

    “terrible lack of judgment” a perfect descriptor for all conservatives.

  3. Izquierdo February 14, 2013 at 8:31 pm #

    Oopsy! Slip of the tongue, so to speak. There are so many wingnuts in the closet, I guess they forgot that you don’t “fellate” women.

    True. Those of us with advanced literary inclinations know that you gamahuche them.

    This whole incident reminds me of Phil Gramm’s excellent adventure funding a soft-core porn movie:
    http://boards.fool.com/phil-gramm-soft-core-porn-producer-26818469.aspx

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