This one goes out to Dr. S.:

Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her 64-year-old roommate (and one-time boyfriend) after he rejected her pleas to turn off the Eagles and told her to “shut up.”

Bader then entered the kitchen and grabbed a serrated knife, which she subsequently used to stab her roommate several times in the arm, hand, and elbow.

The roommate and his brother managed to wrestle the knife away from Bader, but she quickly retrieved another from the kitchen.

All three were intoxicated at the time, per the report.

It’s unclear which of the band’s songs drove Bader over the edge, but police have narrowed down the possible suspects to “Witchy Woman,” “Take It Easy,” “Peaceful Easy Feeling,” “Take It to the Limit,” “One of These Nights,” “Tequila Sunrise,” and “Hotel California” on repeat.

3 Responses to ROFLMAO

  1. Dr. S September 18, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    If it helps the investigation, I would urge police to consider the possibility that it was either “Desperado” or the acoustic version of “Hotel California” that drove her into a violent rage.

    However, if either song was involved, good luck finding a jury willing to convict.

  2. Boohunney September 18, 2013 at 1:00 pm #

    Hell, I wanted to do that to people in the 70’s…. 🙂

  3. lless September 18, 2013 at 4:12 pm #

    This would have turned out better if a gun were handy.

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