Hillary Clinton responded to a reporter’s question about the 2016 presidential elections today by saying that she is running.
The surprise announcement came today at a public park about half a mile from the Clintons’ residence in Chappaqua, New York.
The Daily Currant‘s New York correspondent had been tailing behind Ms. Clinton on her morning jog around the neighborhood when he finally summoned the courage to ask the question on every American’s mind.
“Secretary Clinton! Secretary Clinton!” our reporter shouted. “Do you have time for a few quick questions about 2016?”
“Not now, I’m running,” Clinton responded.
“Okay, well, have a good day ma’am.”
Clinton later explained through an aide that the phrasing of her remark was just her way of making light of the intense speculation surrounding her presidential plans.
There are only two ways that this “running” can end well for Hillary. Either she stops running by choice or she stops running because she has no choice.
Psyche! You got me.