Remember, folks: John McCain and Bill Kristol put her one heartbeat from the presidency!
Hell hath no fury like a Palin family visit: Just when I was about to give up on them, the Gods of gossip came visiting this week, and as they’ve done in the past, they beckoned me to look towards Wasilla, towards the fortress of Our Lady of the North, the woman who was almost a heartbeat away from the presidency, whose family had a dramatic weekend, Wasilla style!
As many of us have read, Bristol Palin was visited by a Floridian stalker on Sunday who somehow ended up on the family’s balcony. The stalker currently sits in jail. That’s pretty dramatic. But that’s the least of it.
The night before, Saturday, was a doozy. The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this:
There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palins show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t.
At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”
No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.
And now a word about John McCain (Lindsey Graham and Kelly Ayotte). Just because Obama’s the smartest guy in the room when it comes to what we should do in the Middle East isn’t saying very much. That room is filled with the likes of McCain, Graham, Ayotte, and a bunch of lesser notables. Not a very bright group. On Ukraine Obama is NOT the smartest guy in the room. The people running Obama’s Russia/Ukraine policy are all warmongers (neo-con, hawk, interventionist, Zionists). Which would be OK (not really) except that Obama lacks the knowledge to comprehend what motivates Putin or the Russian people. So with every action that Obama takes he makes a very bad situation even worse. That makes John McCain proud. Pygmy’s.
I thought they left Alaska for Arizona. Which sounds like a pretty damn trashy place too. If nothing else, this woman makes dubya look like a renaissance man.