One of Tom’s jokes went something like this: A husband and his wife were both car enthusiasts. The wife said to her husband, “You know honey, my birthday is in a few days and I want you to get me something that goes from zero to 200 in 4 seconds of less.” So he bought her a scale. RIP brother.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Worse news: Henry Kissinger is still alive.
One of Tom’s jokes went something like this: A husband and his wife were both car enthusiasts. The wife said to her husband, “You know honey, my birthday is in a few days and I want you to get me something that goes from zero to 200 in 4 seconds of less.” So he bought her a scale. RIP brother.