No, Marie, it’s not delicious

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I started Nutrisystem today, and I have to tell you that when a friend described it as “eating cardboard that tastes like tobacco,” he wasn’t far off. Not at all.

However: All the weight has crept back on, and then some. In order to save my poor aching left knee, I am doing two weeks of cardboard food as a jumpstart and then will switch to Atkins.

Did you know you can buy Nutrisystem in Walmart now? I hate going to Walmart, but they have an exclusive. It was either that, or sign up at Nutrisystem for home delivery, and I don’t trust any company to stop billing you when you quit. So.

For breakfast, I had oatmeal, allegedly with maple sugar. (With a tiny hint of shoe polish, I thought.) I am not used to eating carbs for breakfast, it immediately made me start to fall asleep. I ate a few forkfuls of chicken salad to compensate.

Lunch was a little container of “Homestyle Chicken,” which wasn’t bad in that it tasted like the highly-processed, salty and gummy stuff my mom used to feed us. Because we were poor.

For dessert, I had one of their Snacks: an oatmeal raisin cookie. I have no idea why it tasted so strange, but I have to get back to work, so I’ll leave it to your imagination.

2 thoughts on “No, Marie, it’s not delicious

  1. Susie, do I remember right that you had gall bladder removal surgery a while back? You probably don’t need me to remind you, but remember to adjust the fat part of the Atkins down to what’s going to work with your system.

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