But it would be pretty funny if it was:
A little bird informed me that some Trump critics have been reserving tickets for his upcoming gloat-fests, and – *gasp* – aren’t planning to attend. Thanks to the power of the Internet (and the collective rage of the majority of the country), this effort might leave quite a few seats empty for the remaining events. It might seem like a petty slight at first glance, but think about it: when Donald Trump takes the stage to remind everyone how fantastic he is, he might be yelling his boasts at an arena in which more than half of the seats are intentionally left empty. If there’s a better way to visually remind him (and anyone watching) that more than half of America rejects him, I can’t think of it.
Reservations for upcoming Trump events can be made – for free – on this website.
Wasn’t the Cincinnati one half-empty? I think Trump overestimates the Trumpsters. I was surprised so many of them even made it to the polls.