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Crowd for Trump Inauguration

Because he’s got nothing better to think about. (Pence does all that thinking stuff.)

On the morning after Donald Trump’s inauguration, acting National Park Service director Michael T. Reynolds received an extraordinary summons: The new president wanted to talk to him.

In a Saturday phone call, Trump personally ordered Reynolds to produce additional photographs of the previous day’s crowds on the National Mall, according to three individuals who have knowledge of the conversation. The president believed that they might prove that the media had lied in reporting that attendance had been no better than average.

Trump also expressed anger over a retweet sent from the agency’s account, in which side-by-side photographs showed far fewer people at his swearing-in than had shown up to see Barack Obama’s inaugural in 2009.

According to one account, Reynolds had been contacted by the White House and given a phone number to call. When he dialed it, he was told to hold for the president.

[…] Word rapidly spread through the agency and Washington. The individuals who informed The Washington Post about the call declined to be identified because of the sensitive nature of the conversation.

BREAKING: This is how bad it is and that’s scary

BREAKING NEWS:

https://twitter.com/USSMAGA/status/824658191501848580

News from the front

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A Republican working in the White House started an anonymous Twitter account, which he took down a few hours later. Some of the most interesting tweets:

  • Cabinet members are being sworn in by Pence because they don’t want their pictures taken with Trump.
  • The inner circle is actually discussing replacing Sean Spicer with Omaroso as White House press secretary.
  • Paul Ryan had to talk Reince Priebus out of resigning.
  • It hasn’t even been a week. The fact that the White House is springing so many leaks is … unusual. It’s a sinking ship. We’ll see what happens next.

California driver charged with driving under the influence —of caffeine

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Whoa!

On January 11, Joseph Schwab of Solano County is due in court over a misdemeanor DUI charge from 2015. But Schwab’s case is different from most. After an initial breathalyzer test showed he had 0.00% blood alcohol content, Schwab was sent to the county jail where a blood test revealed that the only drug present in his system was caffeine.

Schwab was pulled over by a California department of alcoholic beverage control agent on August 5, 2015, for allegedly erratic driving. Nearly 18 months later, the only evidence the district attorney has provided is the toxicology report showing Schwab was under the influence of nothing but caffeine.

After the test came up negative for opioids, cocaine, benzodiazepines, cannabis, and other drugs, it was sent to a second lab in Pennsylvania, which verified the original findings.

Schwab’s defense attorney, Stacey Barrett, filed a motion to have the case dismissed because the charges were not filed until the following June–almost ten months after he was arrested. The motion was denied, and Barrett and Schwab are preparing to take the case to trial later this month.

Solano County chief deputy district attorney Sharon Henry, whose office is investigating the case, says the DUI charge “is not based upon the presence of caffeine in his system.” If the charge is for another substance, the prosecution would have to provide its evidence to Schwab and his attorney, which Barrett says they have not.

According to the California vehicle code, any substance other than alcohol that could impair a driver “to an appreciable degree” could be considered a drug, but Barrett says she has never heard of anyone being charged with a DUI for having caffeine in their system.

Defense attorney Mark Sherman commented, “If prosecutors were to push for the charge to stand, they would have to demonstrate that caffeine was solely responsible for Schwab’s conduct behind the wheel, which may be difficult.”

Even if the charges are dropped, the situation has taken its toll on Schwab, who feels his reputation has been damaged by his arrest and the charges against him. He is prepared to take the case before a jury to clear his good name.
“No one believed me that I only had caffeine in my system until I showed them the lab results,” Schwab said. “I want the charges to be dismissed and my name to be cleared.”

Elizabeth Warren stumps HUD nominee Ben Carson with one simple ethics question

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) questioned Donald Trump’s HUD nominee Ben Carson on the third day of confirmation hearings and drew attention to a likely conflict of interest affecting them both. Warren began by reminding Carson of the billions of dollars for housing development he would oversee as head of Department of Housing and Urban Development. The… Continue reading “Elizabeth Warren stumps HUD nominee Ben Carson with one simple ethics question”

That time yesterday when CSPAN turned into Russia Today

In a strange moment of startling symmetry with the current state of American politics, C-SPAN—the public affairs network that regularly broadcasts proceedings of the United States House of Representatives and Senate—was interrupted by a broadcast of Russia Today. The state-funded Russian news network briefly took over the online feed of C-SPAN1, which had been broadcasting a… Continue reading “That time yesterday when CSPAN turned into Russia Today”

Donald Trump refuses to release tax returns because ‘I won’

If Trump Wants a ‘Hacking Defense’ Strategy, He Should Just Use Obama’s

Arriving late to what was supposed to amount to a press conference, Trump, as expected, avoided answering any questions of a ‘delicate’ manner. Never mind the latest revelations from intelligence, someone asked him if he would release the tax returns. I’m sure you can guess what his response was. REPORTER: Do you believe the hacking was… Continue reading “Donald Trump refuses to release tax returns because ‘I won’”

Oh look, Trump won’t have anyone in charge of nukes when he takes over!

Top Stories: Agni 5 is India Most Potent Nuclear-Capable Missile Ever

Better to have no one at all than someone who was appointed by Obama, amirite?

Between the Trump transition team’s infighting, incompetence, and high-profile resignations, any decisions that signaled even a modicum of stability for the country would come as a relief at this point. Unfortunately, the nascent Trump Administration isn’t inclined to calm anyone’s nerves. According to an official within the Department of Energy, this past Friday, the President-elect’s team instructed the head of the National Nuclear Security Administration and his deputy to clean out their desks when Trump takes office on January 20th.

 The NNSA is the $12 billion-a-year agency that “maintains and enhances the safety, security, and effectiveness of the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile.” It’s unclear when the two officials will be replaced.

Traditionally, all political appointees of an outgoing presidential administration turn in resignation letters effective on noon of inauguration day, January 20. But appointees in key positions—like the people who make sure our nukes work—are often asked to stay on in their roles until a replacement can be found and confirmed by the Senate, helping ensure a smooth transition and allowing our government to continue functioning. In fact, for the entirety of Obama’s first term and into part of his second, the NNSA Administrator remained a Bush appointee.

Trump, however, appears determined to immediately push out everyone who was appointed by Obama, regardless of whether or not he has anyone in line for the job. Or, as our source put it: “It’s a shocking disregard for process and continuity of government.”

Oh, I’m sure it’ll all be fine

Secretary Kerry Holds a Press Conference in Washington

WASHINGTON — President-elect Donald J. Trump’s transition staff has issued a blanket edict requiring politically appointed ambassadors to leave their overseas posts by Inauguration Day, according to several American diplomats familiar with the plan, breaking with decades of precedent by declining to provide even the briefest of grace periods.

The mandate — issued “without exceptions,” according to a terse State Department cable sent on Dec. 23, diplomats who saw it said — threatens to leave the United States without Senate-confirmed envoys for months in critical nations like Germany, Canada and Britain. In the past, administrations of both parties have often granted extensions on a case-by-case basis to allow a handful of ambassadors, particularly those with school-age children, to remain in place for weeks or months.

Mr. Trump, by contrast, has taken a hard line against leaving any of President Obama’s political appointees in place as he prepares to take office on Jan. 20 with a mission of dismantling many of his predecessor’s signature foreign and domestic policy achievements. “Political” ambassadors, many of them major donors who are nominated by virtue of close ties with the president, almost always leave at the end of his term; ambassadors who are career diplomats often remain in their posts.