A maiden’s prayer

I had lunch today with my son in the place that was the birthplace of Larry Fine (of Three Stooges fame), and came upon this heartfelt message on the wall of a bathroom stall:

Dear Lord,
I really am starting to like him (Jacques). If he’s the right one for me, please show me a sign before I allow it to go any further.

Ruthy

You know, Ruthy, sometimes you get the sign — and he’s the wrong one, anyway. Just sayin’!

The tough guy phones it in


UPDATE: Turns out the lt. governor was in Mexico because her father is dying. Gee, you think Christie could have postponed his trip?

For someone who’s so very arrogant toward teachers and government workers for what he thinks are their shortcomings (remember when he told a teacher if the job was so tough, get another one?), NJ Gov. Chris Christie sure believes in minimal effort for himself. Knowing a major storm was bearing down on his state, he did what any Republican politician would do: He took his family to Disney World!

After all, why be in New Jersey during a crisis when you can simply phone it in? I guess he knew he could relax, knowing a Democrat was in charge!

New Jersey is buried after an epic snowstorm. And Gov. Chris Christie is … at Disneyworld.

Critics are blasting the Republican governor’s decision to remain on his Sunshine State vacation while New Jersey residents grapple with the aftermath of a devastating blizzard.

To make matters worse, Christie’s Lieutant Governor Kim Guadagno is vacationing in Mexico, leaving Senate President Stephen Sweeny — a Democrat — in charge.

“We clearly made a mistake if we created the office lieutenant governor and wasted money if the lieutenant governor is not going to be here when the governor is out of state,” New Jersey Democrat Sen. Raymond Lesniak told New Jersey’s Star Ledger. “It’s being handled very well by Sen. Sweeney, but you have to really question the purpose of the office.”

Guadagno is the state’s first lieutenant governor. She was in Mexico when the blizzard hit.

Christie left for vacation on Sunday — the same day Sweeney declared a state of emergency in New Jersey — with his wife and four children. He is expected to return on Thursday.

Calls and e-mails to Christie’s office were not immediately returned.

The governor’s spokeswoman, Maria Comella, told Politico that “snow in the northeast happens often,” and that the response to the snow is being handled by the acting governor, secretary of transportation, state police and the governor’s staff. “And like every other day, the governor was and continues to be in regular contact with his staff and cabinet officers,” she added.

Compare and contrast Christie’s haughty indifference to the eager-beaver style of Newark’s Democratic mayor Cory Booker, who’s been using his Twitter account to identify trouble spots and has been out shoveling since the storm, catching only a few hours’ sleep in three days. Even Time magazine noticed:

If you’re a mayor of a northeastern U.S. city, you probably despise Cory Booker right now, because the tweeting mayor of Newark, N.J., is now a social-media superhero, able to move towering snowbanks in a single push — or by sending the shovels and plows your way.

After a blizzard started blanketing the Northeast on Dec. 26, an event that earned the Twitter hashtag #snowpocalypse, Booker turned the microblogging site into a public-service tool. Residents of the city, which has a population of around 280,000, swarmed Booker’s account (@CoryBooker) with requests for help, and the mayor responded. He and his staff have bounced around Newark shoveling streets and sending plows to areas where residents said they were still snowed in.

“Just doug [sic] a car out on Springfield Ave and broke the cardinal rule: ‘Lift with your Knees!!’ I think I left part of my back back there,” he reported in one message. One person let Booker know, via Twitter, that the snowy streets were preventing his sister from buying diapers. About an hour later, Booker was at the sister’s door, diapers in hand.

By the way, it didn’t take a blizzard. Booker regularly checks in with constituent requests via Twitter — and he doesn’t berate them, either!

My best friend lives in Monmouth County and she says it’s a real nightmare, with seven-foot drifts through her neighborhood. She said cars and buses are still stranded everywhere, even on the major highways:

State Transportation Commissioner Jim Simpson said the storm was so intense that civilians were deputized on the spot as traffic monitors Sunday night. They helped state officials manage traffic and prevent 300 stranded cars on a steep upgrade of Interstate 280 in Essex County from becoming 3,000 stranded cars, he said. Shelters were provided, and drivers were asked if they wanted to leave their cars.

NJ Transit had trains running on Monday and bus service restored by midnight that night. “If you take a look at the state in totality, we did a really good job,” Simpson said.

He said factors ranging from spinouts to icing to whiteouts to sheer bad luck had ramps blocked throughout Route 18 in Monmouth County. “We had like nine or 10 plows that were stuck on 18,” Simpson said. “All of this happened because of this horrific, perfect storm.”

In Neptune Township in Monmouth County, many streets remained unplowed today, forcing emergency workers to trek through 3 feet of snow to reach residents asking for help out of their homes to go to doctors’ appointments or pharmacies.

Cars are still stranded on the Garden State Parkway after the Dec. 26th blizzard.

Bloomberg

It’s bad enough that NYC has laid off 400 sanitation workers in the last two years (you know, instead of taxing Wall Street?), or that there were plows sitting idle because they didn’t have enough people to drive them, or that people died because the EMTs couldn’t get down their streets.

But that the mayor didn’t even bother to call a snow emergency? That’s plain crazy.

Make fun of Philly all you want, but by canceling Sunday night’s Eagles game, that kept 60,000 cars off the streets that didn’t need to be there. Looking at the pictures of New York with abandoned cars and buses everywhere is just surreal. (Of course, Bloomberg’s street was nicely plowed.)

Not to mention that the city couldn’t go back to work. Wonder how much taxable revenue was lost this week?

This is why it’s such a bad idea to run government like a business. This isn’t a business, it’s a government.

Gridlock

Things look pretty bad in NYC. Yesterday there were abandoned buses and cars everywhere, blocking the streets. I saw a picture of a tour bus that caught on fire — probably overheated from trying to get out of the snow.

My DIL couldn’t get to work, either, and was complaining about the sanitation department not clearing her street. I sent her this, and wrote that she was probably lucky they never made it (not suitable for work!):

Frosty

Fishtown is a maze of tiny streets, and yet people don’t think twice about putting these giant decorations out on the sidewalk:

Adventures in veganism

We wanted to go out for dinner last night, but you can’t bring a dog into a restaurant and it’s too damned cold to go to one of those places with the outdoor heaters. What to do?

We ordered from Sketch, a burger joint in Fishtown that also serves vegan burgers and milkshakes. My kid got a turkey burger, his wife got the vegan burger and I got the Dr. Pepper pulled pork. (I know, right? How could I not? It’s like Pepsi chicken, the other white-trash classic.)

The meal was accompanied by the World’s Best Fries (no, really) and fabulous chocolate vegan cupcakes. Even my son, who is now a dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker (to the point where he’s now a Mets fan and is happy about Cliff Lee because it was giving the finger to the Yankees) thought the fries were outstanding — even though they were made in Philadelphia.

The fries were really crispy and we decided they must be double-fried, which is what you have to do to keep them from turning mushy.

DIL isn’t one of those annoying vegans. She carries her own food, she prides herself on always finding something she can order from a menu. And I have to say, the vegan cupcake was great.

Serial killer

The Kensington strangler has struck again. Police have said that the third victim is likely connected to the two previous killings, which were connected by DNA tests. There were also three women in the same area who got away from someone who tried to strangle them (since they were prostitutes, at first they didn’t bother to report it).

It’s kind of strange. These murders are happening not that far from my house and the places I go, but because they’re literally on the other side of the tracks (in this case, the elevated train tracks on Frankford Avenue), they might as well be on the other side of the moon.

The women who have been killed all had past drug problems and probably relapsed. Someone on the news, a local man, was interviewed: “It’s getting to the point where you’re afraid to get in a car with a stranger.” (My friend wisecracked, “Like it was perfectly okay to get in a car with a stranger up until then?”)

But, you know, that’s life on the other side of the tracks: Crack addicts, open-air drug markets, bombed out buildings, women giving blowjobs in cars to get the money for a quick high.

It would be a lot easier to park my car there and take the train downtown; a lot cheaper, too. But I’m not going near that neighborhood at night, and I don’t know if my car would be there when I got back, anyway.